Total Medals Earned: 1,377 (From 238 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,140 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (75/380 points)
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Get it?
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!
Medals Earned: 13/16 (370/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Read EVERYTHING.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (140/140 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (205/205 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/65 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/35 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/285 points)
End it all
Find four trophies
Kill 20 test subjects
Lift 4 Crates at once
Find Eight Trophies
Finish the game
Unlock all medals and trophies